Weekends with Archie

Ateneo Blues

August 27, 2007

Well, this is just a simple test for Ateneans of all seasons. At one point or another, we all have experienced these school blues that make us all proud to say, "Win or lose, it's the school we choose!" Makes me reminisce my good old college years.  Thanks Ros, I copied the questions from your blog:

Freshmen Year
[x] got brainwashed in orsem
[x] had at least one gay fil or english teacher
[ ] you really know that you're in college when you begin reading gay lit
[x] went to NSTP with 4 or so hours of sleep.
[ ] went to the Big Blue Eagle Cheer Rally, and realized that it sucked.

Score: 3/5

[ ] panicked when you forgot to get your exam permit
[x] never told your parents about the lab breakage
[x] joined at least 3 or more orgs, because they all sounded pretty.
[ ] joined at least one business org, since you wanted to go partying.
[ ] never knew the difference of each SOA org

Score: 5/10

[x] panicked that you got low grades in your freshman advisory.
[x] thinks that AMS is there just to give you sample exams.
[x] went to different restaurants along katipunan on a daily basis.
[x] tried to get in ADS and CADS, only to get yourself humiliated.
[x] thinks that Celadon is only for Chinese people.

Score: 10/15

[x] voted for this guy coz the friend of your friend's friend says he's good.
[x] never really knew what the difference was with Partido Agila and that other sanggu party.
[ ] thinks that Mr. Abstain is a very influential person in campus.
[x ] Realized that your research topic in english sucks.
[x] Discovered that your blockmate smokes under stress.

Score: 14/20

Summer
[ ] realized that your random number could go to as high as 2000.
[x] blamed everyone for the crap that is reg.
[ ] attempted to take a class with airconditioning.
[x] took two long tests in a week, in just one subject.
[ ] regretted summer just because you wanted to take subjects in advance.

Score: 16/25

Sophomore Year
[ ] Knows who Jimenez is and vowed to do anything in your powers to avoid him..
[ ] … But you failed to do so.
[ ] Tried to get either Tirol or Lozada for history.
[ ] you didn't take the Guidance Test seriously.
[x] Have considered shifting.

Score: 17/30

[x] Already has a favorite spot in the Lib.
[x] Knows the best place to get a xerox copy.
[ ] Knows the best place to take a dump.
[ ] Realized that many Povedans don't know how to speak Spanish. (same goes with Chinese schools)
[ ] you (or your friends) don't smoke in Sec anymore.

Score: 19/35

Junior Year
[ ] Took Fr. Dacanay
[ ] Spent the whole day studying for an oral exam, yet you forgot most of it in the end.
[ ] Still has no idea what Meron is exactly.
[ ] Began writing long rants in your blog.
[ ] Got screamed at by Fr. Dacanay for whispering in his class.

Score: 19/40

[x] You meet new friends in your favorite pocket garden/ tambayan
[ ] Never went to Manang's ever since.
[x] You realize that the book you just borrowed had nothing to do with your research paper.
[ ] Didn't care to vote anymore.
[x] Despite the calamities elsewhere, you still wish that the school will cancel classes.

Score: 22/45

Senior Year
[x] Resisted going to a Call Center
[x] You end up thinking of the lamest idea for your Creative Pic
[x] Found out that there's actually a hell month.
[ ] Didn't care what your grade is so long as it meets the 2.0 QPI requirement.
[x] Felt like killing yourself after 2nd sem is over.

Score: 26/50

Bonus (1 pt each):
[x] Was/is a dormer
[x] Your flashdrive got STD thanks to a visit to any comp lab
[x] Stalked someone in Friendster or Multiply.
[x] Thinks that Wikipedia can be used as an online source.
[x] Got addicted to Dota, or any other online game.
[ ] You didn't notice that there are other sports in the UAAP besides Men's Basketball.

Your Grade: 31, Well at least I suck in a nice way. Haha!

46-50 (A) : You're Hardcore!
43-45 (B+) : Pretty hardcore.
39-42 (B) : Not bad!
35-38 (C+) : The typical Atenean! yay!
30-34 (C) : You suck in a nice way! *hugs*
25-29 (D) : You buy A-Shop merchandize so that people won't notice!
Below 25 (F): You're from Lasalle! why the fuck are you taking this survey?

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